Pull the Trigger - In Praise of Older Women
March 21st, 2009“Go and meet the older woman of your dreams”
By Peter Ehrlich
Guys, it’s time to meet the wonderful older woman we’ve talked about at length here today. It’s time to *Pull the Trigger*.
I’m going to read you something written by Fred Kaiser, made famous by Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes fame. It’s called In Praise of Older Women.
“As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
1. An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.
2. An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
3. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her.
4. An older single woman usually has had her fill of “meaningful relationships” and “commitment.” The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!
5. Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
6. An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn’t care less.
7. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.
8. An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
9. An older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido’s stronger. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she’s lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to.)
10. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
Men, now’s the moment - Your Relationship Radio’s big bang so to speak. It’s time to pull the trigger and meet the older woman of your dreams.
Maybe you know who she is right now – maybe she’s that confident, brilliant woman in your office, or that kick-ass horse-trainer at the track? Whoever she is, today’s the day. Go meet her for coffee!
Feel free to post your comments here.
Peter, your Pull the Trigger sold me! There’s a woman in my office I’ve wanted to ask out for months. She’s sexy, smart and confident and she’s at least twelve years older than me!!! But after listening to your Trigger, I’m going to ask her out. Thank you.
Submitted by Roman at 7:25 am, March 22nd, 2009.